Ludicrous and humerous. Humble and altruistic. Articulate and sassy. At heart I'm a body building astronaut who surfs every night and donates to numerous heart-touching charities who use young kids in their advertising for pensive guilt trips when you don't pay up... Realistically I'm your average fifty hour working Aussie tradesmen who shaves when he feels like it, collects odd hats, smokes and loves the odd drink.
